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Valjean style [Jan. 21st, 2013|11:41 am]
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So this idea just came to me in the shower this morning ...


I am Jean Valjean
Jean Valjean

I stole some bread to feed my starving sister's family
Did 19 years hard labor, now I'm buff and strong and manly
Now I'm on parole, can't get a job, it makes me angry
Guess it's back to crime for me

The bishop took me in,
Gave me the silver I could use to start my investin'
Got me a factory, fire the ladies if they start fightin'
Thought everything was going great until Javert walked in,
Then Javert walked in

Now they caught me, but it's the wrong guy
They put in jail, hey, he's innocent, hey
If I tell them that I'm the right guy
He'll nab me, hey, he'll capture me, hey
Hey Javert it's me, I'm 2-4-6-0-1, 1, 1, 1, 111111111-

I am Jean Valjean
Jean Valjean
I, I, I, I, I am Jean Valjean
Jean Valjean
I, I, I, I, I am Jean Valjean

Hey, dreaming lady
I, I, I, I, I am Jean Valjean
Hey, dreaming lady
I, I, I, I
Eh eh eh eh eh eh

Paid off Fantine's debts so I could save her little daughter
She and Eponine grew up, who knows which one is hotter
They got into a love triangle with some rebel plotter
Want to flee across the water

Now at the barricade
I found Cosette's new boyfriend and the friends that he had made,
They sang about the red and black and they were quite afraid
Seems Javert had snuck inside and then he had betrayed,
They had been betrayed

Put on a good show, but let Javert go,
Won't kill him, hey, he'll kill himself, hey
Army's coming, we hear the drumming,
We got shot, hey, the battle's lost, hey
They will never capture 24601, 1, 1, 1, 111111111-

I am Jean Valjean
Jean Valjean
I, I, I, I, I am Jean Valjean
Jean Valjean
I, I, I, I, I am Jean Valjean

Hey, rebel ladies
I, I, I, I, I am Jean Valjean
Hey, Rebel ladies
I, I, I, I
Eh eh eh eh eh eh

Marius, to save him ain't no fuss,
Baby baby through the sewer so mysterious.
Marius, there's no time to discuss,
Baby baby gotta run and catch a bus
You know what I'm saying

I am Jean Valjean
Eh eh eh eh eh eh

Hey, Cosette baby,
I, I, I, I, I am Jean Valjean
Hey, Cosette baby,
I, I, I, I
Eh eh eh eh eh eh

I am Jean Valjean
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[User Picture]From: loree_borealis
2013-01-21 06:41 pm (UTC)
:-O
*applause*
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[User Picture]From: mybadhairlife
2013-01-22 01:01 am (UTC)
That is so utterly awesome, I have been forced to share it with everyone I know - p.s. it will be properly attributed, of course!
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[User Picture]From: freddlerabbit
2013-01-22 05:51 pm (UTC)
Words cannot convey the awesome. You, sir, have my undying admiration.
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[User Picture]From: fancycwabs
2013-01-23 02:44 pm (UTC)
*throws panties*
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